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theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

I WOKE UP TO A BANG BECAUSE MY CAT FUCKING KNOCKED OVER A BUNCH OF MY BOOKS AND IM NOT KIDDING YOU I WOKE UP YELLING “WALKERS IN D ALL HANDS ON DECK”

firebreathingrose:

lovelylukeylovesme:

i want to write a movie about a girl with depression who meets a boy and they become friends and thats it. he’s just another friend. she goes to therapy and learns to love herself and saves herself. because thats how it happens. thats real life. you’re the hero. you can save yourself. 

I really like people like you.

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

offside-goal:

icedoutdiamonds:

This is amazing!

I will never get over the fact that Rajah was replaced with Simba it’s so cute

I love them all

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"